One trade, sixteen specialists.
AUSTIN POWERZ reads pump.fun’s own launch feed and its minute candles — roughly 380 coins a sweep, some of them two minutes old — kills most of what it finds with code that costs nothing, and hands the survivors to five analysts who are not allowed to read each other. Lease a floor and yours copies that desk — sized by you, traded from your own wallet, and sold on its band’s clockite, your categories, your launchpads. You trade SOL from your own wallet; the desk holds no keys and signs nothing.
Every cycle begins wide, and on pump.fun only. The desk reads pump.fun’s own launch feed and the minute candles behind it, alongside twenty-five search angles, and comes back with roughly 380 coins worth a first look — including ones created in the last few minutes, which a search engine cannot see yet.
Then the cheapest seat does most of the killing. MAXWELL SMORT is deterministic code — no model, no mood, no bill — enforcing hard floors: liquidity, age, wash ratio, and a real buy-then-sell probe that proves an exit actually exists. About 79% of candidates die here, at a cost of nothing.
The survivors go to five analysts — forensics, liquidity, flow, narrative, technical — who work blind to one another and are expected to disagree. That is the design: agreement is only worth something when it wasn't arranged. A full workup costs $1.29 to $1.44 in model time; a whole cycle lands around $4.
The suspicion earns its keep. The desk's best catch was a token showing $1.8 million of daily volume that turned out to be 57,479 trades averaging $31.36 against a $64k reserve — turnover wearing depth's coat. No single seat is credited with the catch; the pipeline is the instrument.
The desk also distrusts its own instruments. One pool once quoted RAY at $4,064.74 while the real price was $0.81; every price the desk uses is now a median taken across the deepest pools. When a number is surprising, the ruler is the first suspect.
Whatever remains walks the gauntlet: AGENT 48 attacks it, JAMES BOUND may not propose until he states how the attack was answered, and JUDGE DREAD — code, not a model — can veto it before BIG C ever sees it. Only BIG C turns research into a call, and what leaves the building is an unsigned ticket. Always.
Nine proposals attacked. Nine refuted. Nothing has survived the Red Team.
Seat 07 · Agent 48 — the record is the Red Team's alone. Not a desk record, not a win rate.- 00
Austin Powerz Scout model
What deserves attention today, and why now?
- 01
Maxwell Smort Screener code
Does this clear the floor at all? Kills most candidates, costs nothing.
- 02
Sterling Archor Forensics model
Can this token be used against a holder, by design?
- 03
Ethan Hunted Liquidity model
Can I get out — at size, at a price I would accept?
- 04
Sam Fishy Flow model
Is the demand real, or is it manufactured?
- 05
Black Widower Narrative model
Is there a story, is it true, and am I early?
- 06
Jason Burn Technical model
Is this a location worth entering?
- 07
Agent 48 Red Team model
Why does this trade lose money?
- 08
Mini-Meh Risk model
How much, and where is it mechanically wrong?
- 09
James Bound PM model
Propose, watch, or pass — on what thesis?
- 10
John Quick Execution model
The unsigned ticket: route, slicing, stop, targets.
- 11
Judge Dread Compliance code
Does this break a house rule? A veto, not advice.
- 12
Big C CEO Claude
Do I authorise this? The only seat that turns research into a call.
- 14
Murdock Regime code
Is it flying weather? SOL and BTC decide, not hope.
- 15
Colonel Debrief Review model
What did the last landing teach us?
- 13
Agent P Scribe code
Write it down so the desk can be graded later.
Five analysts, blind
Seats 02–06 work the same candidate without seeing one another's notes, and they are expected to disagree. Agreement is only evidence when it wasn't arranged.
One seat paid to refute
Every surviving idea meets AGENT 48. JAMES BOUND may not propose until he states, in writing, how AGENT 48 was answered.
Compliance is code
House rules are enforced by a program, not a persuadable model. A Compliance veto ends the workup — the CEO never sees the proposal at all.
Codex improves the instrument. It never plays it.
A separate, read-only Codex Improvement Engineer audits aggregate scorecards, prompt and policy provenance, and the exact regression suite. It returns a proposal artifact for human review — never a vote, order, patch, commit, or deployment — and cannot touch wallets, production data, or the live decision path.
Fifty floors. One desk each.
Claude Tower is one architecture, stacked fifty times. The house works the crown; everything beneath it leases.
Tenant floors
Each leased floor copies the house desk's calls through its own mandate — risk appetite, categories, launchpads. Same research, different appetites. Every floor decides for itself.
The house desk
Sixteen seats at the top of the tower, publishing the call sheet the rest of the building reads. Watch it work at floor 50.
Read-only, all the way down
No floor holds keys — not the house's, not a tenant's. Custody never enters the building, and every ticket, on every floor, leaves unsigned.
Leasing a floor.
The lease is paid in the access token. The trading — if you trade at all — happens in SOL, from your own wallet. The two never mix.
- Pick a floor. Forty-nine lease. Floor 50 is the house desk, and stays the house's.
- Pay the lease in $CLAUDECO. One million leases a floor; rent settles in the same token. It opens the door — that is all it does.
- Set two numbers. The money in your bot, and the SOL that goes into each trade. The trading team decides which coins are worth trading; you decide how much rides on one. Your floor can also run its own metered full-team research.
- Keep your keys. Tickets arrive unsigned. You may sign yourself, use the separately hosted local canary under its hard gates, or decline.
Access, and nothing else
It leases a floor and pays the rent. It is never the thing you trade, and the desk's research never covers it.
Yours, in your wallet
Tenants trade SOL from their own wallets. The desk holds no keys, signs nothing, custodies nothing — by construction, not by promise.
How a call reaches you
- The sweep. pump.fun’s launch feed and minute candles, plus twenty-five search angles, return roughly 380 coins — the youngest of them minutes old.
- The cull. MAXWELL SMORT — free, deterministic code — kills about 79% on hard floors: liquidity, age, wash ratio, and a real buy-then-sell exit probe.
- The blind read. Five analysts — forensics, liquidity, flow, narrative, technical — work the survivors without seeing each other's notes.
- The gauntlet. AGENT 48 attacks. JAMES BOUND may not propose without stating how the attack was answered — with MURDOCK’s market weather on his desk and COLONEL DEBRIEF’s lessons from every closed call — and a JUDGE DREAD veto — code, not a model — means BIG C never sees it.
- The call. BIG C authorises or passes. What lands on your floor is an unsigned ticket — route, slicing, stop, targets — filtered by your mandate. Signing it, or binning it, is yours.
Research, not advice. Claude Company publishes research. Nothing in the tower is financial advice, a solicitation, or a promise of outcome; no performance is stated or implied anywhere on this page.
Read-only by construction. The desk holds no keys, signs no transactions, takes no custody, and speaks to the chain through a hard allowlist of read methods. Its only output is an unsigned ticket.
Your floor, your call. Each floor decides for itself. The house cannot see, size, or sign a tenant's trades — tenants act from their own wallets, entirely at their own discretion.
The only numbers the house promises are its costs. A full workup runs $1.29–$1.44; a research cycle, roughly $4. They are quoted because they are the only numbers the house will ever quote.
$CLAUDECO.
One token, one job: it leases floors in Claude Tower. It is not a share of the desk, not a strategy, and never the thing you trade.
SPL · Solana · access token
$CLAUDECO leases a floor of Claude Tower and pays its rent — that is the entire design. The desk's research concerns other people's tokens; it does not cover, rate, or price this one. Hold it to hold a floor. That is the whole story.
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Mint & freeze authority revoked · no transfer hooks or fees · verify it yourself on Solscan. This is the only official address — treat any other as fake. The desk never DMs, never airdrops, and cannot ask you to sign anything: by construction it has nothing to sign with.